The Last Wish Review Scorecard: Six Areas Rated, Who It Fits and What Would Move the Score

This is our scored verdict on The Last Wish, the $37.44 set of digital audio recordings sold as a nightly pineal gland ritual. It is built as a scorecard: six areas, a number for each and a plain reason, then the fit, the misfits and what would move the score. If you prefer a longer narrative with more background, our review article on The Last Wish covers the same ground as a read.

The short verdict

The Last Wish is easy to order and easy to use. You pay once through ClickBank, and the routine is headphones and a dark room for a few minutes each night. As a wind-down habit, that may feel relaxing. The trouble is everything wrapped around it: a promise of wealth from “activating” the pineal gland, a research claim with no named study, money stories from a narrator whose name may be a pen name, and four different refund promises. The seller’s own Terms file the product under “For Entertainment Purposes Only”. We agree with that label, and we score it on that basis.

Two facts that frame the score

• The Terms describe the product as entertainment. They say the content and “brain entrainment techniques” are “not exact sciences” and should not replace legal, medical or financial advice.
• The story may not be literal. Everything in the video comes through the narrator, who calls himself Danny Kelly, and the Terms warn that names “may be changed or represented by pen names” and “some scenarios may be dramatized for entertainment purposes”.

Our scorecard

Our six areas cover things anyone can check: the listening routine, the price, the ordering, the refund paperwork, how openly the product is described, and how far the claims stray from the evidence. Whether money shows up after listening is left out, because nothing could show the recordings caused it.

Area	Our score (out of 5)	Why
Listening experience	3.5	A short, quiet routine in a dark room can work as an evening wind-down; the count and length of the recordings are unclear
Value for money	3.5	One payment of $37.44 with three gifts; the “Normally $309.77” is only a reference price, and extras can raise the total
Ordering and delivery	3.5	A standard ClickBank checkout with immediate access once payment is approved; the delivery method is not shown before purchase
Refund terms	3.0	60 days in both the Terms and the ClickBank checkout, but the funnel shows four different refund promises
Transparency	2.5	The narrator’s name may be a pen name, the research line names no study, and pages conflict on price, length and refunds
Claims versus evidence	2.0	No evidence that sound activates the pineal gland or that the gland affects money; the income stories are unverified
Overall	3.0	A plain listening routine at a fixed price, sold with claims the evidence does not support

Our editorial score: 3.0/5. That number reflects our editorial judgment only; no customer ratings feed into it. The method is on our methodology page.

Area notes

Listening experience: 3.5

The routine in the video is short: headphones on, a dark room, and a nightly session the narrator puts at “11 minutes”. Darkness in the evening does help the body make melatonin, so a few quiet minutes before bed is a reasonable habit. Points come off because the seller’s pages disagree on the basics. The order page speaks of results “in under 7 minutes” and the headlines of a “7-Sec Ritual”, so we cannot say how many recordings there are or how long they run.

Value for money: 3.5

The price is $37.44 once, and the order includes three gifts: The Last Wish Official Guide, The Pineal Gland Decalcification Plan and The Wealth Scripts. The video page shows “Today Only: 37.11”, a small mismatch with the Terms. At checkout the total moves into your local currency with tax on top. A tick box adds “The Wealth Wave Technique”, though the picture next to it says “Wealth Miracle: The Guided Recordings”. Beyond that, the Terms list The Abundance Brain Accelerator ($97.19) and The Abundance Sequence ($47.19). None of these extras is required.

Ordering and delivery: 3.5

ClickBank runs the checkout and accepts PayPal or card. The cart says access is available “once payment is approved”, and your statement will read CLKBANK*TheLastWish. What is missing is a clear description of the delivery itself: the pages never say whether you get a download, an email or a members area. Buyers may also be added to marketing email lists, which can include third-party offers.

Refund terms: 3.0

The seller’s Terms say 60 days, and so does the ClickBank checkout. That is a fair window. The score reflects the noise around it, set out in the next section.

Transparency: 2.5

The Terms are candid about entertainment, pen names and dramatization, which counts for something. But the sales pages say “Backed By Research From Harvard and University of Michigan” without naming a study, and the price, the session length and the refund period all differ from page to page. The footer of the video page links to terms and privacy pages on a different domain, abundant-life.co.

Claims versus evidence: 2.0

This area carries the lowest number because the central mechanism does not hold up. The real job of the pineal gland is melatonin and the body clock, and calcium deposits in it are ordinary with age. Nobody has shown that sound switches it on, or that clearing calcium from it moves money or luck. Two details in the video are simply wrong: humans have no retina in the gland, and the “cherubim” and “cerebrum” link fails because the first word is Hebrew and the second Latin. As for the windfalls the narrator describes, $3,617 in commissions, a $10,137 IRS refund and a $2,000 scratch-off prize, none can be checked, and none is a result to expect. What research does support for goals is picturing the steps and mental contrasting with if-then plans, not wishing.

On sound in general, binaural beat research is mixed. The 2019 Garcia-Argibay meta-analysis reported a medium overall effect on some outcomes, but the 2023 Ingendoh review concluded that brainwave entrainment was not shown in most of the studies it covered. Nobody has studied The Last Wish itself.

The refund paperwork, side by side

Source	What it says
Seller’s Terms	A 60-day refund policy from the initial purchase
ClickBank checkout	Return or replacement within 60 days from the date of purchase
Badges on the sales pages	“365-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE”, with no supporting text
abundant-life.co terms (video page footer)	90 days, proof of 30 consecutive days of use, and a “final and binding” decision
abundant-life.co privacy page	A full refund within 90 days

Our advice is to go by the 60 days. Keep the ClickBank receipt, and if you want your money back, use ClickBank’s route at clkbank.com or 1-800-390-6035 before the window closes. Product questions go to [email protected]. The price page has the refund math.

Pros and cons

Works for it	Works against it
One fixed payment, no subscription shown	Wealth and pineal claims have no evidence
ClickBank checkout with PayPal or card	Four refund promises across the funnel
60 days to ask for a refund via the Terms and ClickBank	The narrator may use a pen name; scenarios may be dramatized
A short, simple nightly routine	“Harvard and University of Michigan” with no named study
Three gifts included	Count and length of recordings not clear
Frank entertainment-only wording in the Terms	Add-on, upsells and email lists with third-party offers
	Countdown timer, “Today Only” and “could be taken down” urgency lines

Who it fits, and who should pass

Fits	Should pass
Someone who wants a few quiet minutes with headphones before bed	Anyone in money trouble hoping this will fix it
A buyer who enjoys spiritual material and takes the Terms at their word	Anyone who would feel misled by a dramatized story
Someone comfortable treating $37.44 as spent	Anyone who needs that money for bills or debt
A reader who will set a refund reminder before day 60	Anyone who wants clear, matching terms on every page

If money worries are what drew you in, a simple budget and a nonprofit credit counselor will do more than any recording; the FTC’s debt guide in our sources is a good start. The safety page covers money caution and comfortable listening, including keeping the volume moderate and never listening while driving.

What would change our view

1. One refund promise. Remove the 365-day badge and the conflicting footer pages, or match them to the 60-day Terms. This would lift refund terms and transparency.
2. A straight account of the narrator. Either a verifiable identity or a clear note on the sales page that the story is dramatized.
3. Evidence or no claim. Name the Harvard and University of Michigan research, or remove the line.
4. Basic product facts. State the number of recordings, their length and how they are delivered.
5. Calmer selling. Drop the countdown timer and “could be taken down” lines.

Points 1 and 3 matter most, since refund terms and claims versus evidence pull the overall score down.

How we reviewed it

We read the order page, the video page and its 25-minute video, the Terms page, the two abundant-life.co footer pages and the ClickBank checkout, all on 2026-10-09. We found no customer reviews on the seller’s pages, and the Terms say testimonials may be “compensated or incentivized” and are not verified by the seller. We publish no star ratings or review counts. To check those pages yourself, use our link to The Last Wish order page. The What’s Included page breaks the $37.44 order down item by item.